Pleasure Dome in Danger Zone

lanceboyles:

thesketchesofmoondays:

sweetsoulsweet:

i am so greatful for the fact that daytona usa has instrumental versions because tbh the vocalists are like literal fucking trash whilst the instruments are sexy as fuck

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Nobody disses on Takenobu Mitsuyoshi.

tinycartridge:

Yes, I want to wear Slime underwear ⊟

These are lots of fun, if you idea of of fun is dressing up your bits in Slime faces. I didn’t see any of these available to purchase at any U.S. online retailer (admittedly I spent only 2 minutes of my Sunday looking), but you can get the booty Slime one — it’s separate from boxer briefs with King Slime on the front — at eBay. Shout-outs to Rahenna for the find!

BUY Dragon Quest games, upcoming games

kodoris:

when is her day off

emotionalpajamapants:

princessjanecrocker:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

???????!?!??!!!!!,??

dermatoligists must hate her

emotionalpajamapants:

princessjanecrocker:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

???????!?!??!!!!!,??

dermatoligists must hate her

simsgonewrong:

Okay, so since I don’t have my own picture to accompany this story I uploaded one that best fits. However, this is something that happened years ago that to this day, I will never forget. My sims were out on a date and since they had babies (twin boys) they had hired a baby sitter. Well as I am on the date I decided to check back in with the sitter and the boys and LITERALLY AS I FUCKING CLICK ON ONE OF THE BOYS AND GO TO VIEW THE HOUSE I SEE THE BITCH PICK UP MY BABIES AND JUST WALK OFF THE LOT. Since it was an open world, I continued to watch as she took them to the fucking ocean and I fucking shit you not she puts the twins in the water and then they just disappeared. The parents returned and had no reaction whatsoever, they even paid the fucking sitter. The part that sucked: they were never removed from my house list. If I clicked on one of the boys, THE GAME TOOK ME TO THE GOD DAMMED OCEAN TO SEE NOTHING BUT FUCKING WATER. 
I will never live this down and upon finding your URL, I felt the need to share this with you all.

simsgonewrong:

Okay, so since I don’t have my own picture to accompany this story I uploaded one that best fits. However, this is something that happened years ago that to this day, I will never forget. My sims were out on a date and since they had babies (twin boys) they had hired a baby sitter. Well as I am on the date I decided to check back in with the sitter and the boys and LITERALLY AS I FUCKING CLICK ON ONE OF THE BOYS AND GO TO VIEW THE HOUSE I SEE THE BITCH PICK UP MY BABIES AND JUST WALK OFF THE LOT. Since it was an open world, I continued to watch as she took them to the fucking ocean and I fucking shit you not she puts the twins in the water and then they just disappeared. The parents returned and had no reaction whatsoever, they even paid the fucking sitter. The part that sucked: they were never removed from my house list. If I clicked on one of the boys, THE GAME TOOK ME TO THE GOD DAMMED OCEAN TO SEE NOTHING BUT FUCKING WATER. 

I will never live this down and upon finding your URL, I felt the need to share this with you all.

tangobunny:

pewpuupalace:

rexmccoolguy:

tehbranmuffin:

the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown:

tidalwavesstudio:

Ok now , come on….

If this is perfectly ok, then I want to see a skimpy costume Snake in the games.

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Not to mention the skintight sneaking suits Solid Snake and Raiden wear.

DO PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT QUIET

EVEN PLAY METAL GEAR

DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS???

IT’S A GAME ABOUT FANTASTIC MEN’S ASSES.

Hideo Kojima Presents

Metal-Solid Butt Gear 

alpha-titty-wristband:

Old school cartoons where the intro had a bigger budget than all the episodes combined

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haruki0014:

I live for this man’s videos.

haruki0014:

I live for this man’s videos.

comicsalliance:

DJANGO/ZORRO

comicsalliance:

DJANGO/ZORRO